Hoy me orino dos veces el vaso de cola y lo bebo todo, incluida la torta de ciruela que está llena de orina y flotador

Today I piss a cola glass full to the brim twice and drink it all again, including the plum cake that's full of piss and floating in piss. Today I piss a Cola glass full to the brim with concentrated brown piss and enjoy drinking the full glass of piss, 90 minutes later I piss on my plum cake until it's swimming in piss and another Cola glass full to the brim. Then I eat the piss-soaked cake and drink my full glass of piss and a cup of coffee.